Brothels, hahaha

Author: Cobra

Massive and I

Snappers

Strattie island, world famous surf break

the other night Massive and I went out in this little district in the Gold Coast called Surfers Paradise.  I don’t think i’ve ever seen so many night clubs and people fucked up on Ecstasy, its crazy, not my kind of place, but still amusing.  So all the clubs shut down here at 5 am, and around 4:30 am the streets become mayhem.  The cops come out in big groups with huge fire hoses spraying down the streets, girls are crying in alleys, and guys are trying to show their dominance by fighting anything that moves.  Luckily Massive and I are the biggest 2 here so no one really messed with us.  This is one of the most wildest scenes I have ever witnessed.  Later that night after spending hours in the strip club Massive and I decide to take a taxi ride to one of the local brothels.  Talk about another eye opening experience.  So we get to the brothel, its 5 am and I am so fucking wasted I can hardly stand up much less no what to do with a prostitute.  The Madame let us in the front door and escorted us to this front waiting room.  She told us the girls would be in in a minute.  A moment later the door opens and Predator walks in the room, massive and I being the assholes that we are started dying laughing in her face and told her to get the fuck out.  She left and the door opened again, this time it was Alien.  Again, another burst of laughter.  This time Massive asked the thing if he could take a piss and she said yea, but he would have to wait to have sex for 20 minutes for STDs which doesn’t make any sense, so he went to the bathroom and on his way out she asked him if he washed his hands, he said, “hell no” her response was, “thats disgusting,” Massive’s response, “no your disgusting.”

Massive came back to the waiting room that I was in only to find me passed out on the couch.  He gets me up and we leave that shit hole, im not even sure why we went there in the first place, cause we both knew that we weren’t gonna do anything, we’re to big of pussies to do anything.  So we called a cabby and headed back to out condo getting back at 7 am.  It was a late night, but it was worth it cause ill never forget the time Massive and I went to a brothel in Australia. 

anyhow, here are a few photos, not of the brothel, i wish, but of surfing and hanging out.

CoBra out

i had stamps all over me and my chest, the girls at the door think its funny to go crazy with their little stampies

Me, Jeff, and Massive

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