Slight introduction to Mayhem

Author: Cobra

Holy Fuck is this place cool, am I allowed to say that.  Whatever, Australia is the shit.  A few things I would like to cover, 1. the women are absolutely gorgeous, 2. The women are beautiful, 3. There are lot of women, and lastly, Meat Pie sucks.  So I have been in the southern hemisphere for about a week now and have been having the time of my life.  I arrived last Thursday and Harley Cliffords dad picked me up in Brisbane airport.  Over the weekend, I flew down to Adelaide which is a city in South Australia for a contest known as Wake Wars.  Lets just say that if your not Australian, your gonna be fucked over, but was still fun and finished 7th.  The night life however in Adelaide is awesome.  The last night I was there I brought 4 chicks back to my hotel room.  The whole night they were calling me Florida.  It was pretty funny.  With the chicks down here, all you have to do is call them “sugar”, or “darlin” and they wet themselves, too easy.  

I flew back to Brisbane on Monday and since then Ive been waking up at 5 am to do tow in surf at this famous surf break called strattie.  Then we head out to the river in the afternoon for a set with Harley behind his Mastercraft x star.  The river is so dope.  Other than that, Ive been just going out at night and getting shit faced, and walking back to my condo on the beach with Australian goddess’ near another surf break, “snappers.” 

I think im still a bit screwed up on time cause by midnight im think im too drunk and tired to hardly make any sense.  Still a supergoodtime though

Here are a few photos of wakeboarding, I have to learn to be more responsible so I can take the camera out and show the parting.  Ill have some photos of parting this weekend.

CoBra out 

By the way, in doing this post, I have realized that I fucking suck at taking photos, so from now on, im going to tighten up.  I dont have dem ODB or Diamond skillz, but ill do better.  Oh yea, this is my first post so if you could, cut me some slack

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