1.5TB…Baby
Author: Diamond
One funny ass video- They killed it.
Archive for November, 2008
DJ DaleEbread x SGT
Author: Diamond
My good friend RW sent me this track that he has been working on and it is a BANGER…stay tuned for the JPIV sing-a-long next week. I still think he should go by DJ TGR2B (Tail Grab Roll to Blind)
Photo Credit *Big Spence
Ludajuice Gets Me Loose
Author: ODB
Everyone, this is my friend Chris. Some people call him Luda. Luda, these are my friends. Last night SGT hit Lucky Lounge for some supergoodtimes with Ludachris for his album release party. Luda was kind enough to hit the mike for a 15 minute set. The club was packed, but thanks to SGT and Luda’s mutual friend Big Al – we had front row action for the entire show. Big Al got tons of shoutouts from Luda for it being his birthday. Remy Martin sponsored the whole thing, and I must say that Remy goes especially well with Xango. When mixed together its known as Ludajuice. I cant recommend it enough. The whole evening would not have been possible without supergoodfriend JC, who is president of the Atlanta Motorboating Association, a good person to know if ever there was one.
We heard that night that TI and Shorty Lo were brawling it out at the Dirty Awards which were occurring simultaneously, and I could not have been happier with Lucky’s policy of mandatory “quick weapons check patdown” as we entered the club. While the crowd at the Dirty Awareds were getting pepper sprayed, we were kicking it with Luda, at his private party, with a private show, and drinking Remy Martin all night. Not a bad way to spend a Monday. Again, thanks JC for making it rain ludajuice last night.
*Video of T.I. and Shawty Lo beef- Alfa KNOCKS some dude the FUCK OUT!!!
Dirty Awards 2008 Battle Between T.I. and Shawty Lo from Gyant on Vimeo.
Ken Block x SGT Rally
Author: Diamond
This shit blew my mind the first time I saw it…..Ken Block is gooooood. Yes it will make you want a Subaru WRX.
Ken Block Gymkhana Practice from Ken_Block on Vimeo.
On Deck x JJ Paterson
Author: Diamond
JJ Paterson aka JPIV on deck at the warehouse with tricks for days.
The Kid x SGT Interview
Author: Diamond
1) First tell the people your name and job (if you want) and age
- John Alexander Turnbull
aka: The Kid
aka: Freon John
aka: Johnny Cakes
aka: The Cervical Bruiser
- 29 1/2
2) What is it like to be you on a night on the town
- One word: promiscuous
- Actually, my nights depend mostly on my mood during the day. It also has an influence on what I drink and possibly what I fuck. If I feel like getting weird, it’s all about that jack and coke…heavy on the jack, hold the coke. A scotch on the rocks is mighty nice too.
- If I feel like a guy on the sidelines just loungin, I’m probably drinking beer…and hopefully, it’s somewhere that has cans.
- There’s no such thing as a normal night either. Normal is for the domesticated. I’m a fuckin animal. I piss and shit wherever I want.
3) Do you roll with a wingman or do you open sets solo?
- My wingmen have all pretty much crashed and burned.
- What’s rule 1 Mav? “Never leave your wingman”.
- Unfortunately, it happens more times than not when you get older. People get lazy and don’t want to get their dicks wet anymore. They lose their hunger for the strange. I wouldn’t know what that’s like though. I hear it sucks.
- Or, they “fall in love”…whatever the fuck that shit means. I think I just threw up in my mouth…which reminds me of this chick I met off Craigslist. Just joking, but seriously. Thanks again Craig.
- I don’t hate though. If one of my homie’s found his spodie odie dopelicious angel, that’s a beautiful thang. Don’t tell anybody but I’ve been there..several times, which is pretty much why I am desensitized by relationships
- I used to ride out with a crew…no more than three at a time though because large numbers can work against you. Those days are long gone.
- Lately, I’ve had to extend my portfolio, hittin up different social circles…which is cool because you find yourself in different situations. Now, I’m my own muthafuckin wingman. It’s not a team sport anymore. Now a days, it’s hard to find a solid wingman that share’s the same vision.
- Women are like drugs, you have to get it out of your system early, or you’ll keep making the same mistakes. I’m done with playin patty-cake.
4) what’s the first thing you say to a girl after you “number close”
- what are you doing after this
5) Are you feeling the Mystery style questions?
- What I’m not feelin is dude’s wardrobe, but the psychology behind it is genius.
- Seriously dudes, listen to what this guy has to say. You’re not tryin to fuck him, so don’t be afraid to pick up some pointers.
- Not to mention, you could only hope to have a nickname like the Matador
- Obviously, I’d be lying if I said I didn’t check it out from time to time…but, don’t get it twisted. I don’t need his direction on how to finger bang sluts. Just point those fingers straight and up…then stick em in her mouth and put it back in. Repeat.
- Seriously, anybody can get pussy. What kind of pussy might be a different story though.
6) Seriously how would you categorize your “game”…or what kind of girls are
you into
- I couldn’t really categorize my bottom bitch. I’ve busted up black guts, broke the backs off a few Asians (kamikaze doggie style)), stuffed burritoed some Latinas. White chicks don’t really do it for me anymore unless they got booty. I hate white people anyway…but there are a few exceptions.
- To be more general, what really gets me heated is tattoos, preferably sleeves and large chest pieces between the titts, different hair colors, nice teeth, and believe it or not…a personality. Ok, I said it. Yes, there is some substance to this fuck machine. Seriously though, I like sarcastic, mouthy chicks. Not to mouthy though…I don’t want to have to chin check some ho. Nor do I want a girl who can’t shut the fuck up. But, I need a girl who has a little sass.
- Not to beat my own dick or anything, but I would say I’ve put to bed all types of ladies. Maybe, not after this interview, but sexy recognizes sexy. I don’t discriminate.
- If I were to act as Mystery’s substitute, I would point out a few basic things that work for me, besides looks of course:
1. Humor – most important…girls love to laugh. Laughter translates to fun. Fun translates to girls staying interested
2.Confidence – act like everything is the same with or without the girl. You are in always in control. Put off the vibe that you could take her or leave her..or, even cut her head off and put it on a fuckin stick…if you’re in to that shit of course. Obviously, this might entail being a little bit of a dick, but not too much. Just enough to make her feel a little intimidated or insecure. Remember, you still want to be a lover…not Casanova Frankenstein.
3. Listening/Eye contact – they go hand and hand. Maybe, after a little eye contact her hand will be on your dick.
4. Style – Can’t fake this one boys. Either you have it or you don’t
7) What is it like being JT away from work?
- Honestly, the only difference between me and work is a 30 pack of bud light.
- Work is a business and I treat it like a business, with regards to making money of course. Obviously, I don’t get wasted on the job either. You always have to be sharp and stay on your toes. But, I still talk about either being in some pussy or trying to get pussy…pretty much all day. Talking about pussy makes people happy. A happy workforce is a productive workforce.
- Seriously, if I couldn’t fuck anymore what would my incentive be to wake up. The only incentive I would have would be to drain that fuckin piss boner I get every morning a couple of hours before the alarm clock hits. I fuckin hate that feeling.
- For the most part, I try to keep the Youngblood’s focused at work. Mainly, teaching them how to keep their sluts in check or even plowing a new one. I also like to touch on points, such as how and why girls try to change their men, not forgetting who you were before you met your so called “lady”, not being a push over, sticking to your core values, most importantly, not player hatin’ on your boys…and, possibly how to initiate ass to mouth…you know, shit like that.
- Seriously, show your girl love and respect, but challenge her every once and a while. Show some backbone dudes. I don’t mean being misogynistic, but put someone in their place every now and then. You’d be surprised. Let me know how that works out for you. Hopefully, it doesn’t end up violent.
8 ) Ok give me your craziest hook up story that you can.
WOW! Dude you of all people know me. This could be an interview by itself. Well, off the top of my head I would say the foot long scar on my arm.
Long story short…I was at a keg party when I was like 21 or 22. I had a friend (I stress had) whose older sister was fuckin absolutely smokin! Total party girl, manic depressant…you know, the only kind worth fuckin.
Anyway, it was me and her in the bathroom. We started calling each other names. I think she started calling me a dickless freak and insinuating that I was a poor excuse for a fuck. Not to mention, she was slapping me across the face (which I like by the way) the whole time these verbal hand grenades were being tossed out. Being in the moment, I started calling her a slut and a few other creative terms, grabbing her hair and clasping her hands behind her back.. or at least trying to clasp her hands behind her back…she was a feisty one.
This went on back and forth for a couple of minutes, sometimes we would kiss passionately other times it seemed like a mock rape seen from Cape Fear. I think she even spit in my face at one point in time. We were both in to it though. Remember, despite my warp sense of affection, I’m still a lover. She could of walked away at any moment, but I know she liked it, probably even needed it.
Well, I figured after a bit of the cat and mouse game we would start ripping off each other’s clothes. But, it seemed that she had something else in store. She proceeded to slap me again across the face followed by a devastating blow to the chest. I ended up getting thrown backwards, where I was shortly undercutted by the bathtub. As my legs were side swiped underneath me like a kung fu movie, my right arm soon followed me to the ground. The catch is, my arm completely took off the porcelain soap dish on the wall. At the time I didn’t know it because I could only feel it, but I had a foot long gash on my entire tricep. This wasn’t bullshit either. It was literally a foot long gash that ended up requiring 26 staples. Here you can see it…shit’s wild, huh?
As I lay helplessly in the tub, bleeding and almost going in to shock she proceeds to straddle me. I could see the crazy in her eyes. She was so turned on. I couldn’t tell if I was or not. But, she started going south of me like she was going to suck my dick. I quickly mooshed her face in to the tile and told her to back the fuck off.
In all fairness, she didn’t really know what was going on because she was so loaded on crazy pills and alcohol, but she got the picture once I raised up off of the bathtub. I was completely soaked with blood on the back of my shirt and pants. Stoopid bitch. We would of had a blood orgy on our hands if I stayed.
The funny part was I came out of the bathroom looking for one of my boys to take me to the hospital and I ran in to her brother. He thought I just got in a fight and was asking me who did it. He was like, “I’m gonna fuck them up dawg, where they at”. I responded, “well go easy on her because it was your sister”.
You should of seen the look on his face. I think he was in as much shock as I was. Now, you want to talk about sick, she ended up coming over my house early morning style after I got out of the hospital. I like to call it a real “mercy fuck”. She was telling me how sorry she was and asking me why I made her do that to me…kind of a domestic violence role play if you will. Seriously sick shit dude.
She was the kind of chick that got pleasure in knowing she would be with me or should I say on me for the rest of my life. I ended up dating her for 2 years…committed I might add. You didn’t think I had it in me, huh?
We did some mind blowing shit at times. She was fuckin crazy and fun. Oh well, chalk another one up.
9) Who all is in your crew that you roll with?
I really don’t have a “crew” anymore. I roll with whoever wants to ride and can hold their mud.
But, no herbs. You know I have a rep to maintain. I’m all down for weird, but if you scare the pussy then you gots to go.
10) This is a few for all…shout outs and predictions
First: To all my the people in my life that have come and gone…either through choosing your own path, passing away, overdosing, giving in too early, etc. Without you, I wouldn’t be the asshole I am today. But, I wouldn’t have the same appreciation for life either. Hopefully, we’ll meet up in the end…assuming there is one.
Second: My boy Diamond who I’ve know for quite some time. I always got your back homie! Keep the super good times rollin, ODB (thanks for the lawyer reference…I’ll tell you how it worked out), Justin “Babyface aka Buns” Morse who’s probably hooked me up with more pussy then myself, Kearns, Jsteeze, BMac, Bill the Thrill, Camtrain, Easy E, pretty much the entire Ambush crew. My little brother Ryan aka Kid Jr. My roommate Tonya and the entire Pink Pony crew. Jake the Snake Williams, my homie Fast Eddie and all of the other South Florida boys. My man Doug G, without you I would of never discovered the blues….I miss you homie. Last but not least, all the sluts I’ve crushed and will or will not crush after this interview. I am who I am…if you don’t like it, then suck my fuckin dick…or not…there’s that confidence thing we talked about.
My predictions for 09…it gets worse before it gets better. They say, “the good die young”, well if that’s the case then I’ll be around for a long muthafuckin time. Laters doggie-style.
Welcome to SGT, Luda
Author: ODB
SGT is attending the launch of Luda Juice aka Xango tonight. Its Ludachris’s new juicie-juice. If you are on the guest list, and I know you are if you are reading this, we will see you tonight. Pics to come tomorrow.
SGT v2.0
Author: Diamond
Ok so we have been down for over a week now due to a Server crash. Everything we had is gone but fear not my SGT Soldiers myself and ODB will be working hard the next few days to get the awesomeness back up and running. I will be re-posting JT’s interview and a few other goodies. Stay tuned.
